Step 1: Meet up with friends for lunch, feel fine, excited even. This is the first real meal you've eaten all day since cheetos and a bottle of water at 9 am are not exactly substantial for any meal let alone breakfast
Step 2: Start eating. You're eating REAL FOOD! This is amazing! It's not from a vending machine or a convenience store, omg we're in heaven.
Step 3: After about 5 bites start feeling sick, oh no I might vom (short for vomit, explanation to come in a new post shortly) all over the place, in the caf, I don't want to be the kid who throws up in the caf.
Step 4: Run to the bathroom, make sure you don't actually vom, recollect yourself long enough to go back to the table and collect your things
Step 5: Collect your things, go back to Norton ( you read that correctly, Norton not your room) because your entire life is in there basically and you have to e-mail your english paper thats due in 2 hours to your professor
Step 6: NOW you may go to your room, take a tums, lay in bed with your lap top and do more homework (there's no downtime here even when you're sick, productivity is key)
Step 7: You feel better now that the tums has kicked in, are grateful for a short second that you can head back over to Norton to do work, think for another second about how awesome it would've been to actually have a stomach virus or something so you could really lay in bed all week, start twitching at the thought of all the work you could be doing while you're hypothetically sick, snap out of that day dream and head back to do some work
-Snooks
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